To make money Linda took pictures of thin women in perfect black cocktail dresses. She taped copies of these pictures above our tank and drew lipstick tutus over the cocktail dresses. She also took a picture of a kitten wearing four bunny slippers. It took a long time because the kitten must have learned about love early. He tried to hump one of the slippers. The kitten tried to get me and Sigfreid to be presents for his slipper-lover and almost knocked the tank over. It was a long scary time before the picture was done. Linda taped a copy of that picture above the television. She drew a lipstick penis coming out of the kitten's forehead.

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