Sigfreid is retarded. He eats his own shit. His favorite thing in the tank is a plastic scuba diving mouse. But he forgets that it's there. He swims across the tank and comes back, looks at it, and says "Wow" and Jesus Christ the tanks not that big. He says wow every time he gets fed. He says wow every time he shits. He says wow every time he swims by the bubbles. It must not be that bad--always being surprised like that, but it makes him bad company. Wow is the only thing he ever says. We used to live with this mean son of a bitch who kept trying to eat Sigfreid because the word wow drove him crazy. The mean son of a bitch was very slow and always missed. Finally he started charging the glass and after a few hours he died. Linda came and scooped him up and flushed him down into wherever you go when you die. I know there is a world outside of the glass.
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